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Hello, my name is Moe Salama.

Welcome to my web page here on the internet!

You can come here to see some cool stuff from across the web (if I ever remember that it exists).

The interweb is a wild place, so hold on to your hat!

A clipart image of a dog wearing a hat. He is very cute.

About Me

My name is Moe, and I am 28 years old. My favorite color is green, and I love to eat macaroni and cheese. My favorite ABBA album is The Visitors, and I look exceptionally good in a turtleneck. I am tech avail for international appearances, pending credit card authorization.


Special Skills

Problem Solving: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Microsoft Office: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Creative Thinking: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
Social Distancing: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ—
Grass Pollen Tollerance: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘
PokΓ¨dex Completion: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ–
Social Skills: πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ•πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘